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toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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cyberho:

#BangerzTour 

cyberho:

#BangerzTour 

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joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

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multipurposeflour:

kevinkinky-:

The Fault in Our Stars was better than I thought 

nah this is breaking bad

multipurposeflour:

kevinkinky-:

The Fault in Our Stars was better than I thought 

nah this is breaking bad

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vladimirputin420:


IVE STOPPED FUNCTIONING

vladimirputin420:

IVE STOPPED FUNCTIONING

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toxicmp3:

an icon

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breakfastwithsataan:

I just died

breakfastwithsataan:

I just died

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caseyanthonyofficial:

onlylolgifs:

Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

What an idiot

caseyanthonyofficial:

onlylolgifs:

Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

What an idiot

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coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”